Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, please put a penny in the old man’s hat. What a year 2020 has been so far. At least we have Christmas to look forward to eh? And YES! Christmas IS coming. The goose IS getting fat. One did a whoopsie in the old man’s hat. Sure, it’s some time off yet, but Christmas 202 will be here before we know it., And if you want a brilliant geeky advent calendar to countdown the days, you need to get your order in early.
Seriously. The Fortnite 2020 advent calendar is already sold out. So is the Star Wars Collectable Coin Advent Calendar 2020.
Advent calendars have come a long way since when I was a lad and all you got was a picture of something Christmassy behind your flaps. A snowman or a donkey. No sir, no chocolate back then. These days you can get advent calendars filled with booze, toys, food, and of course… Funko Pops.
Join us as we take a look at, and lust after/get a bit snarky about, some of the best geeky advent calendars 2020 has to offer.
CRAFTY/BUILDY ADVENT CALENDARS
HAYNES ELECTRONIC GAMES ADVENT CALENDAR
Grab some AA batteries and get a new electronic component each day in the Haynes Electronic Games Calendar for £22. Sure, you may be waiting for the parts you need, but you can make 24 build it yourself electronic games with this kit. The classics include Code Breaker, Memory, Wire Maze, Whack a Mole and by Christmas day you’ll have everything you need to make them all. Apart from the batteries. Don’t forget the batteries on Christmas day!
HAYNES RETRO RADIO ADVENT CALENDAR
Another build-it-yourself kit from the car manual masters Haynes, this time every day gives you a piece of a radio. Video(games) may have killed the radio star, but the Haynes Retro Radio Advent Calendar at £20 let’s you create your own radio. Just add 2 AA batteries and a bit of patience to put the thing together. Perhaps the Haynes Retro Radio will get you on the same frequency as your family this Christmas.
PLASTICINE ADVENT CALENDAR
Make a series of cute Christmas figure from Plasticine with the Plasticine Advent Calendar for £18. With 45g of Plasticine included in various colours, each day provides you with the instructions to make something new, and the tools too. Make Santa, a snowman, some holly, or a big multicolour penis with the Plasticine Advent Calendar.
LEGO STAR WARS
Most of the LEGO advent calendars are a bit crap this year, so why not go for the always delightful LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar 2020? £24.99 gets you 6 minifigures, 6 figures, and 12 mini builds to make. From Darth Vader in a Christmas jumper to a Tauntaun with a red nose, the LEGO Star Wars Advent Calendar is going in my basket.
PLAYMOBIL BACK TO THE FUTURE ADVENT CALENDAR
While part of me really wishes this was a LEGO set, the Playmobil Back to the Future Advent Calendar at £29.99 has a certain geeky charm of its own. With figures Marty, Doc, Biff, and Jennifer, plus 1955 and 1985 variant costumes and props, you can recreate iconic scenes from Back to the Future, or have Marty and Doc make out while Biff watches. HOW CHRISTMASSY!
FUNKO POP! ADVENT CALENDARS 2020
The march of the Funko Pops has not lost any pace in 2020, despite the lack of comic cons for them to take up residence in. Let’s get it out of the way – almost all the Pop! Vinyl Advent calendars are £49.99 but give you 24 pocket pops. Scroll onwards, friend, if these are not the trinkets you seek.
HALF PRICE – MARVEL FUNKO POP! MINI ADVENT CALENDAR
This one is £25 off at the moment, the Marvel Funko Pocket Pop! Calendar. 24 adorable super heroes/villains in the trademark Funko Pop! Vinyl style, but shrunk down to 1-2” tall. From the Avengers to Venom, via Guardians of the Galaxy, I am VERY tempted to get this one for myself…
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2020 ADVENT CALENDAR
Is it a Christmas move? Is it a Halloween movie? Does it really matter when The Nightmare Before Christmas 2020 Advent Calendar offers 24 Pocket Pop! Keychain sized figures. It’s not cheap at £49.99 but this was last year’s surprise sell out, so get in there fast if you want your nightmare to come before Christmas.
HARRY POTTER POP! 2020 CALENDAR
Uh oh, here comes Harry and the Hogwarts gang in all their vinyl Pop! Mini glory. 24 Wizarding World Funko Pocket Pop! Vinyl figures, one a day up until Christmas with the Harry Potter Pop! 2020 advent calendar. Assuming you’re able to stop yourself from being charmed into ripping the doors off on the first day. Don’t make me cast flipendo on you!
A MAGICAL HARRY POTTER BARGAIN! HARRY POTTER POP! 2019 CALENDAR
Still selling at full price elsewhere, you can cast accio and, get your wizarding self 24 days of Harry Potter pop funtimes for half price while IWOOT still have stock, with the Harry Potter Pop! 2019 Calendar.
DRAGON BALL Z POP! 2020 ADVENT CALENDAR
We can’t promise you’ll get your hands on all the dragon balls by opening up the Dragon Ball Z Funko Pocket Pop! Advent calendar, you will get 24 pocket pops. From Goku to Vegeta, and then go super-Saiyan and lob them at your siblings while shouting ‘IT’S OVER 9000!!!” and make them cry on Christmas morning. It’s what the season is all about.
STOP PRESS – FORTNITE POP! 2020 ADVENT CALENDAR PREORDER
We found one! Menkind has the Fortnite Pop! 2020 advent calendar available for pre order. £59.99 will put a Fortnite-shaped hole in your pocket, if you haven’t already blown the lot on V-bucks. Much like the other Pop! Advent calendars it comes with 24 pocket pops, standing about 4cm tall, based on Fortnite characters – some of them looking a little Christmassy.
That’s enough Funko Pop! Vinyls. The bug eyes are starting to freak me out, Let’s mop up the remaining Harry Potter 2020 Advent Calendars.
HARRY POTTER ADVENT CALENDARS 2020
You’re a blizzard, Harry. Hopefully not this Christmas, but there’s a blizzard of Wizarding World themed advent calendars.
HARRY POTTER ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
What do you most think of when you remember the adventures of Harry and his crew? The first time he played Quidditch? The Triwizard Tournament? The final battle against Voldemort? Apparently, the creators of the Harry Potter Advent Calendar, £24.99, think ‘stationery’, for this is filled with pencils, notebooks, sticky notes and erasers. MAGICAL. Now go and do your homework or admin or I’ll set Fluffy on you.
HARRY POTTER CUBE ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
Sure, you may know Harry Potter, but do you know Harry Potter IN THE CUBE? Niche ITV game show references aside, this beautiful Harry Potter 2020 Cube Advent Calendar is a premium product at £59.99, but the gifts are quite fancy, including a snowglobe. Sure, you could buy a Harry Potter snowglobe much cheaper, and the minifigs look like Funko knockoffs, but if anyone wants to get me this, go right ahead.
HARRY POTTER 12 DAY SOCK ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
Why not forgo half of your flaps in favour of getting something quite good? Socks! 12 pairs of socks for £30 isn’t bad, depending on how much you usually spend on socks. Matalan is tough to beat, but these Harry Potter socks will be quite thin, and probably not great quality… but they are emblazoned with glasses, owls, and the deathly hallows. Ever wanted Dobby on your ankle? You need the Harry Potter 12 Day Sock Advent Calendar 2020.
LEGO HARRY POTTER ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
Yer may be a wizard, Harry, but why does everything have weird nodules all over them? Can’t you magic them off? Not when you’re made of LEGO, with the LEGO Harry Potter Advent Calendar 2020 for £24.99. Look at the adorably tiny Hogwarts! Recreate the awkwardness of the Hogwarts’ Yule Ball in LEGO with Ron’s in his brown suit and Harry with his long hair phase.
DISNEY ADVENT CALENDARS 2020
The House of Mouse has a huge number of advent calendars out there – the limited-edition coin collection being very much out of stock already. Here’s our four picks, and wow, they’re slim pickings this year.
DISNEY VILLAINS ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
Would you rather end up on the naughty list? Have you been a bad, bad, boy? Well, here comes the Disney Villains Advent Calendar for £25. Filled with the same pencils and stamps as many other listed here, you may be better off just buying Disney Villainous instead. You can grab something random from the box once a day and then play on Christmas eve. Make your own rules for advent, you are a villain after all.
FROZEN 2 ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
With £10 off, the Disney Frozen 2 Advent Calendar 2020 comes in at £15, making it one of the better value geeky advent calendars on this list. Full of the usual tat including pencils, stamps, and a puzzle, this would keep a Frozen fan entertained. But why the discount? Did everybody lose interest in Frozen? Did they finally let it go?
DISNEY STORYBOOK ADVENT CALENDAR
Reduced to just £12, apparently no kid wants books in their advent calendar, the Disney Storybook Advent Calendar includes 24 festive mini stories from Disney and Pixar.
DISNEY PIXAR’S CARS ADVENT CALENDAR
This is kinda cool, and if I didn’t think Cars was terrible I’d possibly be down for the Disney Pixar Cars Advent Calendar for £24.66. With 4 toy cars, a track, and other bits and pieces (which makes it a really fun day when you open the day with a traffic cone) this one has potential for actual fun. Unlike the movies…
Let’s take a fandom break and raise a festive glass. Or mug.
DRINKY ADVENT CALENDARS 2020
COFFEE24 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN SELECTION
Not all of them are boozy, how about a caffeinated Christmas with the Coffee24 Christmas Countdown Selection? £25 for 24 sachets of coffees including Winter Delight, Daterra Sweet Yellow, and Volcanic Mocha.
HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS TEA ADVENT CALENDAR
Christmas is a great time to spill the tea with family and get yourself written off someone’s Christmas card list. Make it all better with a lovely cup of tea, or 24 cups with the Have a Happy Christmas Tea Advent Calendar. £20 gets you 24 unusual brews from rooibos with chocolate and orange, to strawberry and cream tea. There’s even a classic English breakfast blend in there.
GINMAS ADVENT CALENDAR
A bit of a swizz, it’s more of a tonic water advent calendar. The Ginmas Advent Calendar comes with 1 bottle of boutique gin and 24 different tonics to go with it for £134.95, but I’d still be happy to see this one arrive at my door. And might also get my gin habit under control if I have to make it last 24 days…
WINE DOWN TO CHRISTMAS ADVENT CALENDAR
A mini bottle of wine a day. What could possibly go wrong? This is 2020 so why not pour some white zinfandel on your cornflakes? The Wine Down to Christmas Advent Calendar includes 24 mini bottles of wine, including reds, whites, a couple of rose and even a prosecco. For £84.95 you might be better doing a run to the supermarket.
BAILEYS ADVENT CALENDAR
Slightly less alcoholic but slightly more affordable at £13, the Baileys Advent Calendar does not have mini bottles of Baileys, but rather 24 Baileys chocolate truffles are nestled behind its cardboard flaps, waiting to be devoured by the Baileys fan in your life.
FOODIE ADVENT CALENDARS
Better start soaking up some of that wine with some nibbles. Nobody likes a drunk geek angrily monologuing about how terrible Jar Jar Binks is AGAIN.
DEGUSTABOX ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
Degustabox usually send out a box of unusual foods each month, this time they’ve made the Degustabox Advent Calendar for £39.99 – GET £5 OFF WITH CODE ADVENTC – with full sizedfoods, rather than a funsized treat, you don’t know what’s coming. Will it be biscuits, or a jar of sauce? I’ve ordered this one for myself as last year’s was very well reviewed and I’m a sucker for mystery food.
GOURMET MARSHMALLOW ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
Ooh I love marshmallows. Sweet, squidgy, gooey. Enter the Gourmet Marshmallow Advent Calendar for £15 with 25 treats including Vanilla Bean, Candy Floss, Salted Caramel, Choc Orange, S’mores, Mint Choc Chip, Cookies & Cream, Choc & Honeycomb, Fizzy Watermelon, Bubblegum, Fizzy Cola Bottle and Rhubarb & Custard. You can also add on a marshmallow toasting burner and skewers if you really want to up your marshmallow game this Christmas.
GOURMET POPCORN ADVENT CALENDAR 2020
24 bags of delicious gourmet popcorn, across 6 flavours including Salted Caramel, Pop N Choc, Pecan Pie, Butterly Nuts, Berry-licious and Say Cheese. I hate nuts so that’s 2 flavours out for me, you might find more mileage in the Gourmet Popcorn Advent Calendar 2020 for £20 from Popcorn Shed.
RETRO SWEETS ADVENT CALENDAR
Ah, the 10p mix of my youth is long gone, but you can still get your hands on some Black Jacks, Fruit Salads, Fizzers, Love Hearts and plenty more with the Retro Sweets Advent Calendar for £12.99. Just remember to brush your teeth after. Coaching for Geeks is not responsible for the loss of any fillings this Christmas.
Phew! That’s a lot of geeky advent calendars to choose from for Christmas 2020. Hopefully nobody accidently builds a killer robot from the Haynes kits, but who knows what the rest of the year has in store?
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat.
They’re Transylvanian vampire geese, they ate the old man’s cat.